What A Puzzler

And speaking of our new countertops, we're supposed to apply another coat of sealer a week after installation (which would mean this coming Wednesday).

Here's what the instructions say: "Commonly Used Sealer: 511 Series Marble and Granite Impregnator (Tile section @ Home Depot)."

But I can't figure out why we'd want to have pregnant countertops.

It seems risky. Does that mean there's going to be small counters popping up throughout the kitchen? What about other rooms? What if they show up in the living room, say? This strikes me as a potential disaster.