"After They Use The Bathroom They Will Be Very, Very Happy"
That's my favorite quote from this news story.
Also, if you're going to commit a crime as a tree, you might want to be a little leafier or something. Just a suggestion. A little tip.
Those news stories are a nice bit of lighthearted relief from the flooding in Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas; from the drought and ruined crops in Alabama; and from stories like this and this.
Are there times when you wonder if the world has gone mad? Everyone's crazy except me and thee.
posted by jay are at 1:59 PM
7 Comments:
Good Grief...what is this world coming to?
10:20 AM, July 09, 2007
The kid in the hot car story makes me so sad... it is one of those that makes a person say , "How could you?!" but more than one person has. Awful. And I hated that last story.
Yay on the toilets, though. I'd not take a job there, though, not for anything.
2:23 PM, July 09, 2007
i almost *like* the tree bandit, his story is so much happier than those other two...
advanced topics:
hidden in the tree/robber story is surely a joke about "shoots and leaves". discuss.
3:06 PM, July 10, 2007
lol...open forum.
definitely a good topic for discussion.
8:33 PM, July 10, 2007
The child in the car story was a tear-jerker and the rape was unbelievable.
Tree Man was simply stupid and I'll go with Bryan on this one - eats, shoots and leaves (for jail).
Loved the toilets but don't understand what's wrong with a simple bucket. I'll be surprised if Jay Are doesn't come up with a Paris Hilton toilet design.
4:31 AM, July 11, 2007
I think Paris herself is working on that as we speak. She's a changed woman, you know.
12:10 PM, July 11, 2007
So what's Paris changed into? A poverty-stricken, socially-conscious, law-abiding do-gooder?
2:06 AM, July 13, 2007
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