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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Crazy Like A Fox

So apparently here's what you do if you've been arrested in another country, a country where perhaps you don't want to risk jail time: you confess to a crime that happened here--it has to be a fairly significant crime, mind you--and then you get whisked back to the U.S. (first-class, if you're lucky), face the media hoopla here, became famous and infamous. The authorities then discover that hey! you didn't commit the crime, and you say "aw shucks" and they say, "well, bye now" and off you go on your merry way. What a coup! Skipped out on a most likely quite frightening jail experience in another country (one where I'm sure that criminals' rights aren't a huge consideration), got a free ride home, suffered a few inconveniences, but over all---none the worse for wear.

Okay, I guess it doesn't go exactly like that, but it's not too far off if you're John Mark Karr. But to make sure it still sounds good once charges are dropped and you're pretty much safe, keep insisting that you committed the crime. It makes for a good story, you don't totally lose face and the fact that you're probably completely crazy still isn't a guarantee.

It sounds like there were things that definitely made John Karr seem guilty or at least, extremely suspicious. I'm glad that he faces other charges unrelated to the JonBenet Ramsey case so that he doesn't get to just merrily go on his way, as mentioned. And I wonder how many more incidences of impropriety---and worse---are going to emerge about this man who clearly is sick and shouldn't be allowed ANYWHERE near children.

Just one more strange twist in this as-of-yet unsolved tragedy.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

A criminologist interviewed on the news yesterday said the DNA revelation didn't mean he didn't do it. The DNA was not what is termed 'good DNA' and was very nebulous in content. So who knows........

9:40 PM, August 29, 2006

 
Blogger Crystal said...

i want to punch him in the face.

6:52 AM, August 30, 2006

 
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I just wanted to alert you before the media goes crazy. I kiddnapped the Linburg baby. That's right it was me.


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11:20 AM, August 30, 2006

 
Blogger jay are said...

well now we finally know, army. But you're already here, so don't be expecting duck and champagne...

and crystal---you look at the guy and yeah, punch.

12:19 PM, August 30, 2006

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, army of (cl)one, you must be really old if you kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. Hope we don't have to wait that long to find out the Jon Benet kidnapper!

12:25 PM, August 30, 2006

 
Blogger Left Coast Sister said...

My otherwise not-so-forgiving-of-the-criminal-set husband actually pointed out one positive thing about this incident. I was saying exactly what you did, but his point is at least this dude's face has been in national and international news now and he'll never get a job, be around children or find housing as long as people remember his eyelined face. Or at least one can hope. So maybe there's a little greater good going on here.

2:53 PM, August 30, 2006

 
Blogger Rob said...

I found him kind of attractive, actually. But, like, in a totally heterosexual way... I mean, you know, not like THAT... I didn't feel stirrings or anything, okay maybe a little. But then anyone would, right? I mean, look at the man, he's totally hot. If you were into guys like that. Which I'm not, I'm just noticing, that's all...


PS. I'm told sometimes I think things are funny, but actually they are not. Perhaps these are those times, you never know.

11:47 PM, August 30, 2006

 
Blogger jay are said...

well, yeah, maybe Bryan. Maybe this is one of those times.
Heh.

12:11 AM, August 31, 2006

 

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