Of Utmost Importance

It's been plaguing me lately: what did he mean when he sang "Once, Twice, Three times a lady"??? Lionel---help me out here!! Once, twice, three times? I don't get it. Was he hallucinating? Was she plus-size? It's really been keeping me up at night.

Also (and apropos of nothing, apparently): the greatest piece of exercise equipment out there, hands down, is this:



Cardio is not a chore anymore....woo-hoo!! Virtual reality has never been more useful. Go check it out at www.expresso.com. Convince your health club that they need to add one of these. If they'd just bring the price down a tad, I'd get one for my very own and bring it with me everywhere I go.