That's What Happens When You're Mean

Your head feels like it's going to explode. You have pain that goes down one side of your jaw and your throat hurts too much on that side to swallow. That's what you get for saying mean things about a woman at the gym who was just a little too loud (see below). Maybe that's just what happens when you're not nice. Or maybe you've been getting way too little sleep and your body is about to dissolve or implode or both. Either way, the two Tylenol aren't working, and the only thing left is to hope that punishment for meanness isn't another night of little sleep.