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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Frivolous Gymsuit

Explain to me why a woman, going to the gym to do a workout, would wear a tiny camisole that would be appropriately worn either to bed or conceivably under a shirt or cute jacket for a night out on the town. Explain what possible motivation there would be for wearing something which allows shocking and ample (and most likely fake) amounts of twin peaks to gush out everywhere while your intent is supposedly to exercise.

We would all still know she wasn't lacking in that department if she wore a T-shirt. She could even have a tight one if necessary and have big words written on it that said "Look At My Chest" in case there was one or two people who hadn't noticed. I guess she didn't want to take that chance.

Needless to say, people mistook me for a 12-year-old boy standing next to her. I suppose that could be the root of the problem here.


Blogger heatherfeather said...

was she wearing a foundational garment? or were velma and daphne swinging in the breeze?

either way, quite tacky. although i'll admit when i'm doing the yoga, i'm usually just wearing a tank top with yoga pants - i can't bear to get that hot, and it's difficult to do some of the yogaisms with too much fabric involved.

to borrow a page from chris cope -

good name for a band: frivolous gymsuit

good fruit from an oak tree: ayorns

8:20 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

frivolous lawsuit/frivolous gymsuit....kinda had a nice pun-like ring to it for me....I don't get out much :)

yes, rather tacky, but at least not swinging in the breeze. Thank goodness. And I have to say I don't think I've ever seen someone doing yoga quite as endowed as this woman. I mean, there'd be some positions you just couldn't do. Also, I've never seen someone attempt yoga (at least not in any classes I've been in) with so little on. There are tank tops and then there are tank tops, if you know what I mean. (and then there are TANK tops).

there's also rmwbnhj but that's a mouthful and not as interesting.

9:17 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger heatherfeather said...

there are some positions that are trickier than others with...ninjas, but luckily they're squishy and can either be mushed down or moved aside... like while doing scissors...

man, i miss doing yoga SO much... i should go back...

9:57 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

You should definitely go back. I was doing something wrong and it was killing my back so I'm taking a break and then easing back into it (so to speak). Love it, tho....

and squishy would work if it was all you. But what if it wasn't? Would we hear a loud and terrible pop? :)

10:37 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger Michelle said...

Oh Jay you make me laugh!
Poor woman i feel for her. Obviously a shy little flower, wearing what she is :o)

10:40 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

hah! yeah, shy and retiring like a brass band. but, like I said, I'm probably jealous :)

10:49 PM, December 06, 2005

Blogger bryan torre said...

where is this club, did you say?

1:26 AM, December 07, 2005

Blogger Thomas said...

Some of us don't get out much either.

8:34 AM, December 07, 2005

Blogger No_Newz said...

Hey, that's what I was wearing at the gym this morning! :P
Lois Lane

8:36 AM, December 07, 2005

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now there is two people at this club I want to see.... When will they both be there?

11:29 AM, December 07, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

come on the club!! Yikes.
Was that you Lois??? I would've said hi but I was a little distracted.
and if you don't get out much, at least see that you get to your local Y. You never know if it will be a lucky day.

12:04 PM, December 07, 2005

Blogger heatherfeather said...

i'm a grave boob offender.

i admit it.

it doesn't make it better that i don't notice my boobs anymore. but that's the main reason i'm such a grave boob offender.

and thomas may not get out much, but all the ladies love him on his blog.

7:13 PM, December 07, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

I did notice that. I wonder if they wear a teeny cami and have big--well, offenders.
say the guys: Oh, to be so offended! Offend me Offend me!

10:23 PM, December 07, 2005

Blogger Crystal said...

i know what you mean. there is a girl who runs at the park whose bosoms are "supported" by an ill-fitting sports bra. these boobies are obviously fake because they do not move AT ALL when she runs and each one is probably the size of my head. so i stare at her along with everyone else at the park and she is probably thinking she paid good money because she is getting all of this attention, when, in fact, the majority of us are marveling at the way a doctor pinned some bowling balls to her ribcage and then sewed her back up.

10:03 AM, December 08, 2005

Blogger jay are said...

HAH! That just cracked me up! :)Makes me not mind being a juvenile in that department (I mind that I ACT like a juvenile sometimes but that's another story)

10:23 AM, December 08, 2005


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