Is There A Pill I Can Take?

Is there anyone on the planet more disorganized than I am or a bigger procrastinator? I think not. I can never find anything I need. I have a pile of papers yay high and it must be organized, like, last week. At any given time, there is something I'm doing instead of the dozens of things I'm supposed to be doing. This leads to feelings of lethargy, guilt, defeat.

I love the idea of clean, organized, spartan space. Love it. But clearly I'm allergic to it. Is there a cure? There's a great website called Flylady but I've found that you actually have to do the stuff to make progress. There's always a catch somewhere.